is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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