I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I believe in your delicious
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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