Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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