Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
A bitchslap is in order.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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