that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my being single is dangerous.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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