i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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