I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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