I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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