It's a beautiful day for a hangover
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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