I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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