the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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