Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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