You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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