It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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