its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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