it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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