Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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