I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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