Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this boner is exhausting
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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