Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize
