But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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