I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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