we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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