FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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