i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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