I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
