omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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