I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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