The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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