People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i out mim tonsoeep
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