lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Randomize
