Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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