so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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