we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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