Me too!
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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