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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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