WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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