I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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