I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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