i can't believe i had my finger in that
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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