so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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