if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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