So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
