i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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