I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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