She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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