We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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