I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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