opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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