you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
